FLEA BOWL ADDON PACK - 22/12/00
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"That would be unstoppable.. they'd be on top of you before you could do anything about them... " - NJ_THUG, Flea Bowl BETA Tester

"Ah, excellent, a solution >:)" - Quitch(y), Lord of the Fleas


Welcome to the Flea Bowl Addon Pack.  If you found this yourself, well done.  If someone gave you the URL, you should be ashamed, but then this pack will teach you a lesson.

This pack is aimed mainly at Flea Bowl veterans, those who played Flea Bowl Challenge, obeyed the rules, and thought it was easy.....well it just got harder, a lot harder.  If you're new to Flea Bowl, I would reccomend you run away from this pack, terribly fast....

In Flea Bowl Challenge you were surrounded.  Nine AI's focused only on Fleas and your destruction.  Somehow you prevailed, but now the Fleas are back, and this time, like in all the best sequels, they've tooled up.

This addon pack introduces some new types of Flea, they look like normal Fleas, but they don't act like normal Fleas.  I'm not going to tell you what they are, and I wouldn't look in the files either if I were you.  When they hit you, you'll know about it.  This pack isn't designed to be fair, it's designed as revenge for all those Fleas you've killed, mocking them as your Sentinal reached its 1000th kill.  Now it's payback time.

If you beat Flea Bowl, following the Flea Bowl Challenge rules, with this addon pack, you can class yourself as a God of Flea Bowl.  Beat this, and Fleas will run at the mere mention of your name while people live in awe of you.  Tell them you tried, and people will think you mad.  Say it was easy, and people will know you for the liar you are.

Suit up, Commander, it's time to take your final stand against the Fleas...

Go my pretties, go!   MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!

Quitch(y)
Lord of the Fleas
http://www.planetannihilation.com/taec/queller/


INSTALLATION
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TAM Users, assume any references to the Total Annihilation directory mean the TA-Mutation/UfoManager directory, and extract the text file as well as UFO from the ZIP.

If you play Total Annihilation, Core Contingency or TA Bugfix, you should open the OTA Flea Bowl Addon ZIP file, and extract the UFO into your Total Annihilation directory.

If you play UberHack, you should open the UH Flea Bowl Addon ZIP file, and extract the UFO into your Total Annihilation directory.


CREDITS
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Thanks to all those people who made joking comments about insane Flea additions, little suspecting they would become reality.  Careless words do cost Commanders lives.

Many thanks especially to NJ_THUG, who's name you should curse every time you die, because he kept convincing me it wasn't hard enough.  If you win, thank him, for he stopped me making it impossible to prevail....though he hasn't beaten it yet >:)